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This entry was posted in , and tagged , , on by. Here it is: I wish that all the ladies Were sailors in a race And I was the head wind I'd blow in their face I wish that all the ladies Were lying naked on my bed And I was name I'd fuck my mate instead I wish that all the ladies Were potholes in the road And I was the dump truck I'd fill 'em with my load I wish that all the ladies Were bells in a tower And I was Quasimodo I'd bang 'em every hour I wish that all the ladies Were pedals on a rose And I was the gardener I'd wet 'em with my hose I wish that all the ladies Were sheep in the grass And I was a Kiwi I'd fuck 'em in the arse I wish that all the ladies Were sitting naked on my lap And I was name I wouldn't get erect Anonymous said. I can honestly say that I have never heard of this chant before! But because I don't like this reality, I will give you the chance to reverse it whenever you like. . . .

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I wish all the ladies

Wonderful blog by the way! It has been a while since the last songs post. . Were Bacon on a stack, And i was a Butcher, I'd Bang 'em in the Crack I Wish that all the Ladies, were Dolls in the store, and i was a clerksman, I'd smash the dirty whore!! I learnt a really funny army-style camp song a few days ago. The oughts also worked to become fantastic way to fully grasp that other people have the identical keenness just as my own to figure out good deal more in respect of this problem. If you claim that it was old even in '94, then it is definitely before my time. I wish all the girls Were hot dogs on the grill And I was a camper I'd eat my fill. I wish that all the ladies, Were birds in the sky, And I was a hunter, I'd shoot 'em in the eye.

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I wish that all the men Would find something better to do Than make rhymes about women Or I think I'll sue?! So i decided to drop this one quickly. Setting up over this would easily constitute a new waste. A roo bop a roo bop! This includes posts about the subreddit, or posts involving their upvotes or comments. Informant enlisted in the Army in 2005 and was a member of the Army Infantry 10 th Mountain Division of Fort Drum, New York. Well, whatever the case may be TheMonkeysPaw is at your service! I wish that all the ladies, were bricks in a pile, and i was a brickie, I'd lay em with my style! I wish that all the ladies were sheep in a pen coz if i were a kiwi i'd fuck them all again i wish that all the ladies were candies in a store coz if i was a little boy i'd have to lick them all i wish that all the ladies were all name 's mother coz then i could laugh as i raised his little brother i wish that all the ladies would bring their own lube i wouldn't have to buy it or squeeze it from their boob i wish that all the ladies were lesbian and queer coz if i had a dildo i'd stick it in their rear i wish that all the ladies were a vertical race i'd start at their feet and finish on their face i wish that all the ladies were name 's sister coz if i were her boyfriend i'd spread her legs and fist her i wish that all the ladies would take it in the ass coz if they did enjoy it i wouldn't have to ask i wish that all the ladies were like tables in bed i'd make them suck my dick and rest my beer on their head i wish that all the ladies were nails in the wall coz if i were a hammer i'd have to bang them all i wish that all the ladies were buns on a shelf coz if i was a baker i'd cream them all myself i wish that all the ladies would quit their bitchin and suck my dick then get back in the kitchen Anonymous said.

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I wish all the ladies

If you find certain comments or submissions here offensive, the best way to address it is with more speech. I wish all the ladies Were a all a bit blonder So it's easier get em on there back And slip em me anaconda I wish all the ladies Would stop carrying mace Be easier to stop a woman in the street And on there face I wish all the ladies Could stop hurtin' When after sex I on there curtain I wish that all the ladies were winds on a sea cause if I were a sailboat they'd all be blowing me I wish that all the ladies were bricks in a pile cause if I was a mason I'd lay them all the while I wish that all the ladies were tables made of spruce cause if i were the carpenter i'd polish them with my juice i wish that all the ladies were pies on a shelf cause if I were the baker i'd eat em all myself I wish that all the ladies were statues of Venus cause if I were David I'd use my petrified penis I wish that all the ladies turkies in the oven cause if I were the baker I'd fill em with my stuffin' So heres the deal, at my university on our thursday nights we have a massive night out where buses from the uni take us out to all the pubs and night clubs when were smashed. A roo bop a roo bop! I wish that all the men were in rear view mirrors, cause when I looked upon em. Disclaimer: This is a private website that is not affiliated with the U. If you might be interested feel free to send me an e-mail. .

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I wish all the ladies

I wish that all the ladies, Were grain in a bin, And I was an auger, I'd stick it in and spin. I wish all the ladies were flowers in the garden and i was a bumble bee stinging em with me hard one A roo bop a roo bop! I'll be checking these, so if you want me to improve the subreddit, these will be your friend. . . . I wish that all the ladies were hams in the oven and I was a baster I'd glaze them with my lovin I wish that all the ladies were whores in Mexico and I was a Donkey I'd fuck them in my show I wish that all the ladies were wee little lasses and I was a leprechaun I'd put my treasure in their asses I wish that all the ladies we itty bitty foxes and I was the tall grass I'd tickle all their boxes I wish that all the ladies were pretty little flowers and I was a rain cloud I'd give them golden showers I wish that all the ladies were bells on a tower and I was the Hunchback I'd bang them every hour Anonymous said. Improvements, complaints, advice—stuff that would be helpful for me or other users.

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